you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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