Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
