We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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