Dual....:-)
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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