Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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