okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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