She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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