and i looked up. we had an audience...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You are the jesus of drinking
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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