well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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