A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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