i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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