I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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