'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I will pee on everything he values.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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