What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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