And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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