You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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