That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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