Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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