just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
His nipple licking is glorious
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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