Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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