I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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