wat bout pragnant strippers??
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
