What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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