im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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