Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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