They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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