Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I forget how to act sober
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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