is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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