nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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