Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Boobs are out for the taking
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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