I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
No subtext here. People are naked.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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