Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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