As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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