I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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