There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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