so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Gay?
German.
Pity.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
