You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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