Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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