C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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