After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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