Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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