If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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