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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Randomize
