I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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