do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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