Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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