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I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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