Whod you bang
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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