so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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