Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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