I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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