Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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