it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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