Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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