He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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